Reblog this if you’re older than Google.
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
(Source: beautiful-br0ken-b0nes)
I like the look Nicki gives like “yup that bitch”
(Source: nineeyedoracle)
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(Source: eyesonfire610)
how to give an awful handjob
- be unaware of where the penis is
- scream into the penis
- use the back of your hand
- slap the penis and call it “buddy”
- condescend to the penis
- set your hand on fire
I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy’s celebration
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
(Source: uhmsaywhat)
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